According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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