I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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