i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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