Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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