Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Drunk is a universal language darling
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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