i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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