I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight