Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.