She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
