You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass