It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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