Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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