i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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