the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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