The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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