Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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