And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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