your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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