just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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