My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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