I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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