So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just invented taco cereal.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
