Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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