he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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