my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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