i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize