All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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