I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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