D3 body, D1 cock
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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