fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dicks are not precious.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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