Bisexual people are plain selfish.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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