I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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