think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
There r osticjed everywhere
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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