wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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