I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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