you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Be still, my beating vagina.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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