My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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