I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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