i don't like sucking hair
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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