Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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