What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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