Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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