I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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