just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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