If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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