writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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