I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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