so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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