I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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