My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
