I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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