we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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