Already got asked if we're dating
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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