ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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