Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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